Christian Coleman

Christian Coleman is one of the main characters in Boastgusters. He is the third member to join the Fellas and is considered the smart one of the group.

Personality
Though he has the least amount of screentime of the Fellas, Christian is probably the most capable. He's incredibly intelligent. However, he is held back by his reluctance to socialize and strange ability to go missing when he's needed most. Despite his cold exterior he is very kind to those close to him. There is a bit of an ego there, however, and insulting the intelligence of something he associates himself with can make him fly into a rage.

Before Part 2
He is born at some point to a family that loves to travel, and their travels bring them to Vietnam.

Part 2
Christian is drafted into the Vietnamese army because he is mistaken for a citizen while on vacation there. He then makes a tree hideout, where he shoots Joey by accident, but after he sees Kye Lewis Byllesby revive him, he apologizes and quickly joins them.

He is present when Napalm Man attacks, and very briefly meets Willem Dafoe before the actor runs away.

Christian is later on the boat home with Kye and Joey, the latter of which is asleep and whispering something about brothers.

Part 3
Christian tries to help Kye fight off Joey in his Hulk Hogan form at Judkins Middle School to no avail. Later, the two seek the help of Terry Handy, who trains them in his Hyperbolic Time Chamber for the equivalent time of a month. When they come out, the three of them are able to stop Hulk Hogan Joey and turn him back into normal Joey.

He is present when Lingobingo reveals that Arnold Schwarzenegger has villainous intentions, and when Mr. Handy is "killed" by The Happy Shirt Salesman. He goes back home that night and plays chess with himself, which is actually checkers, to formulate a cunning strategy to set up Arnold Schwarzenegger and The Happy Shirt Salesman. Joey digs a hole in the middle of a field at the school, and they shove him into the hole. Christian sets off explosives that trap him in there, and Mr. Handy reveals himself to not have died anyway.

Through the Life Insurance technique, Christian is able to save Jiffy Bizus from the venom injected by Steve Wide the night before, where the latter challenged him and      Crest Colgate while they were stealing the school principal, Ian Penton. Christian is also there when Joey patents the name "Fellas" on their way to rescuing the recently kidnapped Mr. Penton, and when Kye's Dad comes to give him a sack lunch. Then, he gets really angry when Ms. Colgate insults the honor of their school as he and Joey fight her, so he beats the crap out of her before Joey screams her arm off and she has to leave. He merely stands in fear at the presence of the Yahtzee clone.

When they return, he helps bury Mr. Handy, and encounters Michael Jackson with the rest of the Fellas. Though he agrees to train for a bit and return to the Fellas stronger, his training is not seen directly.

Part 4
Christian encounters Mark Zuckerberg in SLO's Bubblegum Alley, and feels something strange tunnel into his skin. He also meets a future version of himself, who tells him that he is Kye's biological father that left him on his adopted dad's doorstep all those years ago.

Part 5
Christian introduces himself to Señor Hinthorne's class.

Part 6
Christian announces that he is asexual and also helps to fight off Arnold Schwarzenegger's rebuilt cyborg body, the Terminator, when it threatens Central Coast New Tech High.

During the segment with Lingobingo and Tristan Walsh, he doesn't really do much, but he does end up agreeing to go with the Fellas - and Greg S. Minderbinder - to Egypt to fight Mark Zuckerberg to stop him from taking over the world.

At the airport, Christian questions if Greg is really The Happy Shirt Salesman due to their similarities.

Christian and Kye fight when the group stops in Kyoto because it is revealed that the mysterious substance that tunneled into his skin was Egyptian Ghost Goop, and it makes Christian turn evil. Kye barely wins and Christian is returned to his senses.

Christian observes the fight between Joey and Christian en Français in Singapore, and begrudgingly accepts when Christian en Français joins the group.

He also watches when Celes and Kye fight while they are en route to India.

He is replaced by an Egyptian Ghost Goop double while in India, but luckily Kye defeats it quickly.

Christian was supposed to get shot by the bullet from Tristan's gun in the rural Indian town, but Joey takes it for him.

He makes the mistake of staying at Яга's Air BNB with the rest of the Fellas.

He helps fight King Lice with his french counterpart inside Greg's brain.

He meets his future self but is unfazed by the experience.

He is the one who kills the evil baby despite being skeptical of the baby being evil in the first place.

Distant Future
Christian goes with the rest of the Fellas back in time to do something in Munich, and comes to a cafe with them.

Christian eventually goes back in time to tell himself that he's Kye's father.

Appearances

 * Chapter 19
 * Chapter 23
 * Chapter 25
 * Chapter 26
 * Chapter 27
 * Chapter 28
 * Chapter 34
 * Chapter 36
 * Chapter 37
 * Chapter 39
 * Chapter 51
 * Chapter 56
 * Chapter 67
 * Chapter 68
 * Chapter 70
 * Chapter 72
 * Chapter 73
 * Chapter 74
 * Chapter 75
 * Chapter 77
 * Chapter 78
 * Chapter 79
 * Chapter 80
 * Chapter 81
 * Chapter 82
 * Chapter 84
 * Chapter 85
 * Chapter 86