Lingobingo

Lingobingo is a major character in Boastgusters. She is a friend of the Fellas from Judkins Middle School.

Personality
Lingobingo is timid, but incredibly kind, and she seems to idolize the Fellas to some extent, which can't be good for her mental health. Over the course of the series, she grows more and more frustrated with their antics and becomes a very pessimistic person (for good reason).

Before Part 3
Lingobingo somehow discovers Chromosomes and with her newfound ability teaches herself to use a bingo ball machine called the Yoomtah that allows her to predict future events.

Part 3
Lingobingo starts to hang out with Kye, Joey and Christian because they form a bond over their shared suspicion of Arnold Schwarzenegger. After their prediction turns out to be right (I.E. he is evil) she joins their friend group for a while.

At one point, she follows Kye around for a few hours at school and watches him talk to Steve Wide and Terry Handy. She also makes crayon drawings of the Fellas depicting them as much more heroic than they actually are.

In the middle of the night, she gets ambushed by people from Paulding Middle School who force the Founding Father James Madison inside her. Due to her body not being able to handle such a powerful force inside it, she goes to ask Joey to kill her. Joey tries his best, but fails, and only leaves a massive, gaping wound in Lingobingo's chest. The White Wolf Clan extract the Founding Father from her before it can be used by her in combat.

Later she is concerned with the fact that the story has not yet passed the Bechdel Test, so she goes up north to Seattle to meet Kleiner, one of the few other female characters in Boastgusters. On the way, Lingobingo crosses paths with the fashionable yet faceless pale man known as Trenderman. The two ladies have a conversation about passing the Bechdel Test and then Lingobingo leaves, which thusly passes the Bechdel Test.

Part 4
Lingobingo meets a man by the name of Tristan Walsh, who is a very foul-mouthed mercenary. The two of them become friends.

Part 5
Lingobingo is present in Señor Hinthorne's during the roll call, however, the Fellas miss her and think that she is still dead.

Part 6
Lingobingo hires Tristan to get the Fellas to talk to her again. After realizing that means he's going to kill them, she stops him. He figures he has to kill somebody, and he shoots Lingobingo in the head instead. She is buried near Mr. Handy.

Appearances

 * Chapter 26
 * Chapter 27
 * Chapter 28
 * Chapter 29
 * Chapter 30
 * Chapter 31
 * Chapter 35
 * Chapter 49
 * Chapter 56
 * Chapter 67
 * Chapter 68